{"id":3675,"date":"2011-06-02T06:12:39","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T10:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=3675"},"modified":"2011-06-02T19:18:38","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T23:18:38","slug":"speed-gardening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=3675","title":{"rendered":"Speed Gardening!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A nagging malaise accompanied me home from work today.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t know why or what it wanted with me.\u00a0 It just was.<\/p>\n<p>For the third blazing hot day in a row my poor gardens, Smith, Jones and the Lorelei, were plunged into deep Summer just days after the end of a cool, wet Spring.\u00a0 I hadn&#8217;t been to Jones for a few days, hadn&#8217;t mulched the thirteen toddler eggplants, three adolescent tomatoes, and four middle-aged broccoli plants,\u00a0 and knew they had been baking in the near 100 degree sun, mulch-less soil exposed, evaporating what little moisture was left in the ground.\u00a0 I determined to nip both malaise and dry soil in the bud and dashed to Jones.\u00a0 Funny, a storm picked that moment to threaten, dark clouds looming, wind blowing, thunder in the distance, but I didn&#8217;t care.\u00a0 I was kilted and ready and needed the shot of energy a burst of gardening would inject.\u00a0 <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>At Jones, as the dark clouds loomed and the thunder boomed, I got right to work.\u00a0 I planted four pepper plants and picked chard for supper, then as big, fat raindrops began to fall I spread mulch, nice warm leaf mold, around the plants.\u00a0 The ground was dry on top and only a little moist underneath, even though I had watered it a few days before.\u00a0 This mulch would help preserve water in the soil.\u00a0 As we dashed back to the car, done with the brief tasks and still ahead of the rain, I realized the big drops were still just big drops, not enough to water Jones thoroughly if that&#8217;s all that fell.\u00a0 So I watered the garden, dashing to the spigot, dashing to drag the hose to where I needed it, gushing water at the base of each plant.\u00a0 It&#8217;s wasteful and less effective to water a garden by spraying the water willy-nilly over the plants.\u00a0 I call that washing the garden.\u00a0 To effectively (and more quickly) water, I hold a hose at the base of the plant and let it run for five or six seconds or more, giving each the deep drink it needs.\u00a0 I finished, dashed to the car, rain still splatting, lightning still flashing, and drove home.<\/p>\n<p>Back at the Lorelei, the garden in front of our apartment, the rain was hardly falling and the thunder seemed less (though we live only three blocks from Jones), so I decided to water here, too.\u00a0 If I lived in my own house, all I&#8217;d need to do would be get the hose and turn it on.\u00a0 Living in an apartment, I have to drag all 100 feet of it out, drag the end of it to the outside laundry-room door, run through the apartment out the inner door into the apartment building&#8217;s hall, and into the laundry room.\u00a0 Then, I open the door to the outside, grab the hose I left there, and connect it to the utility sink and turn it on so I can begin to water.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a real bother, but I have to do it unless I want to irrigate the Lorelei one bucketful at a time, a job that would take forever in the summer.<\/p>\n<p>I finished the job with real rain falling.\u00a0 I was so sweaty from speed gardening in this heat, I was glad for the refreshing drops.\u00a0 I wondered if what I was doing looked funny to any neighbors who happened to glance out their window to see the odd, kilt-wearing fellow who lives on the first floor watering his garden in the rain.\u00a0 I was glad I did it because the rain stopped soon afterwards.\u00a0 It would not have been nearly enough for the Lorelei.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A nagging malaise accompanied me home from work today.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t know why or what it wanted with me.\u00a0 It just was. 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