{"id":4268,"date":"2011-07-08T18:46:48","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T22:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=4268"},"modified":"2011-07-08T18:46:48","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T22:46:48","slug":"a-few-words-to-the-newly-departed-broccoli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=4268","title":{"rendered":"A Few Words to the Newly Departed Broccoli"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Farewell dear friends,<br \/>\noh broccoli green,<br \/>\nyour like I&#8217;ve never,<br \/>\never seen.<\/p>\n<p>From seed no larger<br \/>\nthan a dot,<br \/>\nyou grew more than<br \/>\nI&#8217;d ever thought.<\/p>\n<p>A meter high<br \/>\nwith foot-long leaves,<br \/>\ngreater than<br \/>\nI&#8217;d dared believe.<\/p>\n<p>And oh! your produce<br \/>\ngreen and yummy<br \/>\nfilled many and many<br \/>\na hungry tummy.\u00a0 <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>You kept producing<br \/>\na large amount;<br \/>\nA broccoli machine<br \/>\nNone could surmount.<\/p>\n<p>Almost weary<br \/>\nso much we ate,<br \/>\nof that green stuff<br \/>\n&#8217;bout grew to hate.<\/p>\n<p>And then the thing<br \/>\nI&#8217;d dreaded most;<br \/>\nOn you descended<br \/>\na dreaded host.<\/p>\n<p>Of chewing, ravenous<br \/>\nchomping beetles,<br \/>\nIt made me mad<br \/>\nnot just a leetle.<\/p>\n<p>So finally one day<br \/>\nI&#8217;d had enough<br \/>\nof seeing insects<br \/>\nacting tough,<\/p>\n<p>and gobbling up<br \/>\nmy lovely plants.<br \/>\nI waited a bit<br \/>\nthen took my chance.<\/p>\n<p>I pulled the bushes<br \/>\nup by the root,<br \/>\nafter five great months<br \/>\nyou got the boot.<\/p>\n<p>It made me sad<br \/>\nto see you go,<br \/>\nbut I could not<br \/>\ndefeat the foe.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll ne&#8217;er forget you,<br \/>\nwondrous plants,<br \/>\nyou made me laugh,<br \/>\nyou made me dance.<\/p>\n<p>You really brought me<br \/>\nlots of joy;<br \/>\nGarden success<br \/>\nmakes happy boy.<\/p>\n<p>My one regret is<br \/>\nno word exockoly<br \/>\nFits or rhymes that well<br \/>\nwith broccoli.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Farewell dear friends, oh broccoli green, your like I&#8217;ve never, ever seen. From seed no larger than a dot, you grew more than I&#8217;d ever thought. A meter high with foot-long leaves, greater than I&#8217;d dared believe. And oh! your &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=4268\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[69],"tags":[576,642,266,378],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4268"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4268"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4277,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4268\/revisions\/4277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}