{"id":4736,"date":"2011-08-18T06:38:56","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T10:38:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=4736"},"modified":"2011-08-18T06:38:56","modified_gmt":"2011-08-18T10:38:56","slug":"the-centipede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=4736","title":{"rendered":"The Centipede"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ogden Nash<\/p>\n<p>I objurgate the centipede,<br \/>\nA bug we do not really need.<br \/>\nAt sleepy-time he beats a path<br \/>\nStraight to the bedroom or the bath.<br \/>\nYou always wallop where he\u2019s not,<br \/>\nOr, if he is, he makes a spot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ogden Nash I objurgate the centipede, A bug we do not really need. At sleepy-time he beats a path Straight to the bedroom or the bath. You always wallop where he\u2019s not, Or, if he is, he makes a spot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[38],"tags":[711,140,421],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4736"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4736"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4737,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4736\/revisions\/4737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}