{"id":546,"date":"2011-01-31T10:51:38","date_gmt":"2011-01-31T15:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=546"},"modified":"2011-01-31T10:51:38","modified_gmt":"2011-01-31T15:51:38","slug":"to-a-louse-on-seeing-one-on-a-ladys-bonnet-at-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=546","title":{"rendered":"To A Louse &#8211; On Seeing One on a Lady&#8217;s Bonnet, at Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Robert Burns<\/p>\n<p>Ha! whaur ye gaun, ye <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/465.html\">crowlin<\/a> ferlie?<br \/>\nYour impudence protects you sairly;<br \/>\nI <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/309.html\">canna<\/a> say but ye <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1596.html\">strunt<\/a> rarely,<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1218.html\">Owre<\/a> gauze and lace;<br \/>\nTho&#8217;, faith! I fear ye dine but sparely<br \/>\nOn sic a place.<\/p>\n<p>Ye ugly, creepin, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/174.html\">blastit<\/a> wonner,<br \/>\nDetested, shunn&#8217;d <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/291.html\">by<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1383.html\">saunt<\/a> an&#8217; sinner,<br \/>\nHow daur ye set your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/678.html\">fit<\/a> upon her-<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1371.html\">Sae<\/a> fine a lady?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/736.html\">Gae<\/a> somewhere else and seek your dinner<br \/>\nOn some poor body.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Swith! in some beggar&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/841.html\">haffet<\/a> squattle;<br \/>\nThere ye may creep, and sprawl, and sprattle,<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1859.html\">Wi&#8217;<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/964.html\">ither<\/a> kindred, jumping cattle,<br \/>\nIn shoals and nations;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1846.html\">Whaur<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/923.html\">horn<\/a> nor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/94.html\">bane<\/a> ne&#8217;er daur unsettle<br \/>\nYour <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1668.html\">thick<\/a> plantations.<\/p>\n<p>Now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/871.html\">haud<\/a> you there, ye&#8217;re out o&#8217; sight,<br \/>\nBelow the fatt&#8217;rels, snug and tight;<br \/>\nNa, faith ye yet! ye&#8217;ll <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1203.html\">no<\/a> be right,<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1695.html\">Till<\/a> ye&#8217;ve got on it-<br \/>\nThe verra tapmost, tow&#8217;rin height<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1208.html\">O&#8217;<\/a> Miss&#8217; bonnet.<\/p>\n<p>My sooth! right <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/115.html\">bauld<\/a> ye set your nose out,<br \/>\nAs plump an&#8217; grey as ony groset:<br \/>\nO for some rank, mercurial rozet,<br \/>\nOr fell, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1330.html\">red<\/a> smeddum,<br \/>\nI&#8217;d gie you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1445.html\">sic<\/a> a hearty dose o&#8217;t,<br \/>\nWad dress your droddum.<\/p>\n<p>I wad <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1178.html\">na<\/a> been surpris&#8217;d to spy<br \/>\nYou on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/41.html\">an<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/62.html\">auld<\/a> wife&#8217;s flainen toy;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1212.html\">Or<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/22.html\">aiblins<\/a> some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/163.html\">bit<\/a> dubbie boy,<br \/>\nOn&#8217;s wyliecoat;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/288.html\">But<\/a> Miss&#8217; fine Lunardi! fye!<br \/>\nHow <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/501.html\">daur<\/a> ye do&#8217;t?<\/p>\n<p>O Jeany, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/526.html\">dinna<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1712.html\">toss<\/a> your head,<br \/>\nAn&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1417.html\">set<\/a> your beauties <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/4.html\">a&#8217;<\/a> abread!<br \/>\nYe little <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1008.html\">ken<\/a> what cursed speed<br \/>\nThe blastie&#8217;s makin:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1664.html\">Thae<\/a> winks an&#8217; finger-ends, I dread,<br \/>\nAre notice takin.<\/p>\n<p>O wad some Power the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/773.html\">giftie<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/769.html\">gie<\/a> us<br \/>\nTo see oursels as ithers see us!<br \/>\nIt wad <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/720.html\">frae<\/a> mony a blunder free us,<br \/>\nAn&#8217; foolish notion:<br \/>\nWhat airs in dress an&#8217; gait <a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/1771.html\">wad<\/a> lea&#8217;e us,<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.robertburns.org\/works\/glossary\/40.html\">An&#8217;<\/a> ev&#8217;n devotion!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Robert Burns Ha! whaur ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie? Your impudence protects you sairly; I canna say but ye strunt rarely, Owre gauze and lace; Tho&#8217;, faith! I fear ye dine but sparely On sic a place. 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