A house without gin
\nain’t worth living in.<\/p>\n
A house without whiskey
\nis a little too risky.<\/p>\n
A house void of bourbon
\nis very disturbin’!<\/p>\n
A house with no vodka
\nmakes me wanna read Kafka.<\/p>\n
A house with no schnapps
\nneither bounces nor hops.<\/p>\n
A house without rum,
\noh my, how dumb!<\/p>\n
A house with no wine
\nis way outta line.<\/p>\n
A house without beer
\nsorta fills me with fear.<\/p>\n
A house void of brandy,
\nnot fine, not dandy.<\/p>\n
A house sans\u00a0tequilla,
\na\u00a0really bad deal-ah.<\/p>\n
A house without scotch,
\nI’d call it a botch.<\/p>\n
A house lacks vermouth
\nthat’s pretty uncouth.<\/p>\n
A house with no port
\nain’t really my sort.<\/p>\n
A house with no rye
\nI’d not care to try.<\/p>\n
No creme de la menthe:
\na\u00a0sad accident.<\/p>\n
No creme de\u00a0cassis:
\ndisturbs my peace.<\/p>\n
A house\u00a0sans limoncello:
\nnot easy, not mellow.<\/p>\n
A house with no Pisco:
\nbetter move to Frisco.<\/p>\n
A house with no curacao
\nmakes me worry, and how!<\/p>\n
A house without Triple-Sec:
\nOh woe!\u00a0 Oh heck!<\/p>\n
A house with no drink:
\nsorta sad, I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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