{"id":6970,"date":"2016-03-04T03:15:48","date_gmt":"2016-03-04T08:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=6970"},"modified":"2016-03-04T14:51:52","modified_gmt":"2016-03-04T19:51:52","slug":"when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-found-a-new-national-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=6970","title":{"rendered":"I Want to Found a New National Holiday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want to start a new national holiday. I started it in my own family when our children were young. It is called March Forth and it&#8217;s a holiday based on a pun. Today is March Fourth but pun-wise it can also be March Forth!<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the point of the celebration, besides being the only date in the year that punnily makes a sentence? Step out! Be bold! Do something different! Risk looking foolish doing something good, something on behalf of someone else. My holiday, (hopefully someday <em>everyone&#8217;s<\/em> holiday) will be a day for positive action. (As I write this I&#8217;m listening to Stars and Stripes Forever, of course. What else?)<\/p>\n<p>When our children were little we played marches and tromped around the house on March Fourth and had a little fun on a day when, in the Northern Hemisphere at least, the weather is often gray and dismal, cold and wet. It is a way to brighten a moment just when winter is seeming over long and spring too far away. And why not celebrate this special day? Invariably when I ask someone if he or she knows why today is my favorite day of the year, which most people answer, &#8220;It&#8217;s your birthday?&#8221; and I say, &#8220;Nope, it&#8217;s the only date of the year that makes a sentence,&#8221; and then wait a few seconds for the good-natured dawning recognition of the joke, I always get a smile.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly! This is an idea whose time has come. A winner. A literary holiday!\u00a0 For now, until the national campaign gets underway, I&#8217;ll just keep wishing people I meet a happy March Forth on March Fourth. I&#8217;d love it if you&#8217;d do the same.<\/p>\n<p>(I invite you to boldly take a peek at some other March Forth essays and <a title=\"March Forth should be a family affair!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.carrotnhoney.com\/?p=566\" target=\"_blank\">Past March Fourth Greetings<\/a> to our adult children and their families)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to start a new national holiday. I started it in my own family when our children were young. It is called March Forth and it&#8217;s a holiday based on a pun. Today is March Fourth but pun-wise it &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/?p=6970\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,488,39,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6970"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6970"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7005,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6970\/revisions\/7005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thelifeliterary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}