A house without gin
ain’t worth living in.
A house without whiskey
is a little too risky.
A house void of bourbon
is very disturbin’!
A house with no vodka
makes me wanna read Kafka.
A house with no schnapps
neither bounces nor hops.
A house without rum,
oh my, how dumb!
A house with no wine
is way outta line.
A house without beer
sorta fills me with fear.
A house void of brandy,
not fine, not dandy.
A house sans tequilla,
a really bad deal-ah.
A house without scotch,
I’d call it a botch.
A house lacks vermouth
that’s pretty uncouth.
A house with no port
ain’t really my sort.
A house with no rye
I’d not care to try.
No creme de la menthe:
a sad accident.
No creme de cassis:
disturbs my peace.
A house sans limoncello:
not easy, not mellow.
A house with no Pisco:
better move to Frisco.
A house with no curacao
makes me worry, and how!
A house without Triple-Sec:
Oh woe! Oh heck!
A house with no drink:
sorta sad, I think.
